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PLOT TWIST

sherlocking-my-way-to-gallifrey:

imawkwardandyourecute:

The Doctor’s name is actually John Smith.

That key said ‘SMITHS’ 
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Never ignore a coincidence. Unless you’re busy, in which case always ignore a coincidence. 

It makes sense if you think about it really because all his travels would make him like 1/2 the ‘John Smith’s’ in existence…also well used quote^

3 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 16,632 notes
charmstrangeandbeauty:

MICKEY SMITH IS IN STAR TREK. How did I not know about this?!

THAT’S THE FIRST THING I SAID!!

charmstrangeandbeauty:

MICKEY SMITH IS IN STAR TREK. How did I not know about this?!

THAT’S THE FIRST THING I SAID!!

9 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 41 notes
Preach it!

Preach it!

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 104,848 notes

Reblog if you’d be upset if Jeremy Renner wasn’t Hawkeye anymore.

1 day ago on May 17th, 2013 | J | 9,862 notes

That guilt you get when you have abandoned a fanfiction and someone reviews it without knowing you aren’t writing it anymore.

1 day ago on May 17th, 2013 | J | 0 notes
plays

lovesaragee:

edgar-allan-poeno:

tofeelthefireinside:

jonnegri:

akosiallen:

EVOLUTION OF MUSIC by Pentatonix

11th Century
Salve Regina 

1600s
Canon in D - Pachelbel

1800s
Symphony No. 5 - Beethoven

1910s
Danny Boy - Frederic Weatherly 

1920s
Old Man River - Jerome Kern & Oscar Hammerstein II

1930s
Minnie the Moocher - Cab Calloway

1940s
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - The Andrew Sisters

1950s
I Walk The Line - Johnny Cash
La Bamba - Ritchie Valens

1960s
Stand By Me - Ben E. King
Barbara Ann - Beach Boys 
I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles
RESPECT - Aretha Franklin

1970s
ABC - Jackson 5
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

1980s
Celebration - Kool & The Gang
Don’t Stop Believin’ - Journey
Thriller - Michael Jackson

1990s
Can’t Touch This - MC Hammer
…Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
Say My Name - Destiny’s Child
I Want It That Way - The Backstreet Boys 

2000s
Hey Ya! - Outkast 
Drop it Like It’s Hot - Snoop Dogg
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley 
Hips Don’t Lie - Shakira
Single Ladies - Beyonce
I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
I Got a Feelin - Black Eyed Peas

2010s
Baby - Justin Bieber
We Found Love - Rihanna
Some Nights - Fun.
Somebody That I Used To Know - Gotye
Gangnam Style - Psy
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

Dear mother of god, that bass voice. /swoons


 Sweet mother of Jesus

WHAT IS THIS MAGIC

I am like a proud mother :’)

Holy shit music boner

2 days ago on May 17th, 2013 | J | 132,143 notes

I went as Q for Halloween once, I sat in the corner the entire party observing silently and whenever anyone asked me who I was I repeated this quote occasionally adding one of the others from this scene.

I could easily see out of my mask and people literally didn’t know who I was so they’re expressions were priceless

2 days ago on May 16th, 2013 | J | 146 notes

The Firefly cast as voice actors in JLU

Gina Torres as Zoe Washburne & Vixen (Mari McCabe) 

Nathan Fillion as Mal Reynolds & Vigilante (Greg Saunders)

Morena Baccarin as Inara Serra & Black Canary (Dinah Lance)

Adam Baldwin as Jayne Cobb & Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)

oh my god I will not be able to not notice this now

2 days ago on May 16th, 2013 | J | 41 notes

 

JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED APPRECIATION POST

2 days ago on May 16th, 2013 | J | 7 notes
rawmedicine:

wOoW Clark. WoOw

holy christ I cant even

rawmedicine:

wOoW Clark. WoOw

holy christ I cant even

2 days ago on May 16th, 2013 | J | 11 notes

tea-britannia:

kestrel-bird:

combeferresque:

fourfucks:

all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the  edits 

always

i dont know if youre agreeing or adding in harry potter

2 days ago on May 16th, 2013 | J | 112,043 notes
lonelygallifreyan:

Carry On My Wayward Son in circular Gallifreyan.

lonelygallifreyan:

Carry On My Wayward Son in circular Gallifreyan.

3 days ago on May 16th, 2013 | J | 6,597 notes

Sick of eating. Sick of not eating. Sick of not sleeping. Sick of being tired. Sick of my body. Sick of my face. Sick of my mind. Sick of my family. Sick of being lazy. Sick of being fat. Sick of being uncomfortable with who and what I am. Sick of never accomplishing anything I try for. Sick of the misunderstandings. Sick of the lies. Sick of being helpless. Sick of being dependent. Sick of me.

3 days ago on May 15th, 2013 | J | 33,560 notes

thathyena:

eridans-cottage-cheese-ass:

xie-xie-for-not-smoking:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

You know who else Target is extremely awesome towards? Employees with disabilities and impairments. I went one time and had a great experience with a cashier that was clearly deaf, and despite the fact that she couldn’t speak well, was willing to stand there and help me so that we could communicate things like payment and how to use my gift card. I can think of many other employers that would have turned this woman away for her disability and the fact that she couldn’t speak well, but Target had hired her and her sweet personality to do a fairly tough job, which she was excellent at. She was incredibly helpful, and all around a great employee. A+, Target.

Man I love Target

I  wish we had Target in Canada now :(

WE DO!! Or at least BC has them :)

3 days ago on May 15th, 2013 | J | 135,882 notes

Society

I love my job, and I love my boss but sometimes I seriously hate society. I hate that my job caves to the expectations society places on the women who run their stores, sell their product and represent them as a company. 

I hate and I understand it to a degree, the desire to look professional while promoting their product isn’t all that uncommon but I am seriously ready to implode at their methods.

The rules cave completely to the male dominated ideals of beauty and femininity and it’s starting to make me sick. 

  1. Make up is Mandatory

That’s right folks I am forced to wear make up, and not just a little. I literally have to paint my face every day I work. Allergic to make up? Too bad your fired, I’m lucky I can get away without wearing mascara (my manager is amazing) but if the District Manager found out allergic or not I would be out. 

     2. You must only wear clothing from the company

Our cheapest shirt is $56.99 - its a plain cotton tank top. Our jeans range from $159-189…they gave me a budget of $300 free and pay me minimum wage. 

I cannot spend every pay check on their clothing, in order to have a wardrobe to wear to work! The previous store manager insulted me and told me I would be fired if she was still in charge. My manager kicked her ass out of our store (Nicole is best). 

     3. You must always wear high heels

Male invented torture devices to increase leg length and shape as well as ass appeal…I am not allowed to change to flats during the day if my feet/leg/knees are killing me. 

I have to suffer.

    4. Nail polish is Necessary

We’re talking full on mani/pedi not do it yourself, I do it my damn self anyway because who has the money to pay people to do that these days?!

All of this in an attempt to mold their sales women or “Wardrobe Consultants” as they say into perfect little ticky tacky barbie doll replications and remove individuality.

I generally put up with such nonsense because, it’s just a job and at the end of the day I am still the dorky superhero t-shirt wearing girl I have always been. 

But so help me god if I have another week like I’ve just had I am DONE. 

On top of being insulted by the previous store manager in front of all my coworkers, coming in on my own time to help stock. Today I was sprayed on the chest with perfume -WITHOUT MY CONSENT- because technically we all have to be wearing it and the District Manager was coming in for a visit. 

Hours later I can’t breathe without tasting it. 

Since I was insulted in front of my co workers I have lost their respect and one in particular interrupts my conversations with customers and bully’s me into giving her the sale (we get low a commission). 

If I wasn’t so loyal to my manager I would have quit on the spot today. 

I’m really feeling chained to my ethics which is bugging be since the company I work for doesn’t seem to have any!

I just 

 

3 days ago on May 15th, 2013 | J | 2 notes