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byleistrs:

When I met Stan Lee I was a little disappointed he said his fav was the one in IM3 because this is my fav but when I went back and watched the movie I had to laugh still like this one tho but I get more of a kick out of the other one now 

7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 202,462 notes

torisora:

i-i dont know im sorry

i just

thought these dorks could be good friends ////;

YES

11 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 38,714 notes
fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 151,702 notes
Tagged as: #yesss goood 
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shutitshelby:

i-am-lizbear-hear-me-roar:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

Holy hell

wow

My sister bought this kit and let me tell you a thing

  • the bun smells like week old bread
  • the patty smells like burnt beef
  • the cheese feels like processed cheese slices
  • the cheese smells like feet
  • the ketchup smells like sugar
  • the pop actually stays carbonated

So she made it yesterday and I nearly vomited, quite possibly the worst thing I have ever tasted in my life, it tasted like mould. The texture alone is vomit inducing… Imagine cold McDonalds fries then imagine them like a month old and you almost have the flavour…

I would rather die of starvation than consume this. The pop wasn’t half bad however, just fizzy sugar water, if I was given I choice however I wouldn’t drink it.

apparently this particular brand tastes the best out of all of them.

1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 228,625 notes

the-meta:

faffymungebimp:

tronjavolta:

faffymungebimp:

[CRASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW] LET’S PLAY MINECRAFT EPISODE 100 IS THIS WEEK

WILL THEY GO THROUGH THE DO NOT ENTER SIGN

WILL GAVIN BE KING

WILL THEY FINISH MONOPOLY 

WHAT WILL IT BE?!?!

I DON’T KNOW

i bet its going to be ice cube

I kinda hope it’s something special but at the same time KING GAVIN

1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 3,133 notes
saucefactory:

whereareyouravengers:

agatharights:

hatepig:

agatharights:

crewdlydrawn:

paraxdisepink:

littlewingtodd:

… The Winter Soldier killed Howard and Maria Stark…
Bucky killed Howard and Maria Stark.
BUCKY FUCKING BARNES KILLED HOWARD AND MARIA STARK.
Make the goddamn connection. ‘Accident’ my ass…
I know it wasn’t the real Bucky. He was buried underneath a shit ton of Hydra brainwashing and memory loss. But just the idea of him murdering Tony’s parents without even knowing is unimaginable and it hurts my heart. Fuck you Marvel and all your damn feels. 

Not just murdering Tony’s parents, but murdering a man Bucky no doubt knew personally and might have considered a friend, murdering someone who helped Steve rescue him from the HYDRA base and who we can be 99.99999% sure Bucky himself would not have wanted to kill.  

I didn’t catch this and now everything hurts.

when i said “The MCU is beautiful and nothing hurts” what I meant was “everything hurts forever goodbye”

I love it. Because with the popular “Tony hacked SHIELD and all that info is waiting for him” post going around, imagine when Tony digs it up and finds out the guy who Steve’s chasing around killed his dad. Imagine him cobbling together a slapdash suit without Pepper noticing and jetting to where Bucky is, and being ready to blow him up without him even realizing Tony’s there, only to stop.
Because the man down there doesn’t look like a remorseless trained killer. He’s dirty and he’s thin and he’s sleeping on a park bench. The cybernetic arm he’s got doesn’t work right. The fingers are awkwardly curled where the servomotors have run down. The knuckles on his flesh and blood hand are bruised and scraped from where he had to fight off a couple of drug addicts wanting to roll a homeless guy for spare change.
And Tony would lower the repulsors and pick up his phone and call Steve. And leave before he got there.
Pepper would find him in the morning with a smashed up set of armor and a bottle of scotch and an old album. Drunk and crying.
Tony thinks long and hard before he puts on the suit again.

HATEPIG WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

I FUCKING IMAGINED THAT LAST PARAGRAPH AND I CRIED I REALLY CRIED AND I HAVE FINALS IN TWO WEEKS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT SAD SHIT AND HOMELESS BUCKY FUCK EVERYTHING

TTHAT’S IT. I’M DONE

I have been waiting for tumblr to make the connection, my friends were super weirded out when I started crying in the theatre at this point but I broke their brains when I explained

saucefactory:

whereareyouravengers:

agatharights:

hatepig:

agatharights:

crewdlydrawn:

paraxdisepink:

littlewingtodd:

… The Winter Soldier killed Howard and Maria Stark…

Bucky killed Howard and Maria Stark.

BUCKY FUCKING BARNES KILLED HOWARD AND MARIA STARK.

Make the goddamn connection. ‘Accident’ my ass…

I know it wasn’t the real Bucky. He was buried underneath a shit ton of Hydra brainwashing and memory loss. But just the idea of him murdering Tony’s parents without even knowing is unimaginable and it hurts my heart. Fuck you Marvel and all your damn feels. 

Not just murdering Tony’s parents, but murdering a man Bucky no doubt knew personally and might have considered a friend, murdering someone who helped Steve rescue him from the HYDRA base and who we can be 99.99999% sure Bucky himself would not have wanted to kill.  

I didn’t catch this and now everything hurts.

when i said “The MCU is beautiful and nothing hurts” what I meant was “everything hurts forever goodbye”

I love it. Because with the popular “Tony hacked SHIELD and all that info is waiting for him” post going around, imagine when Tony digs it up and finds out the guy who Steve’s chasing around killed his dad. Imagine him cobbling together a slapdash suit without Pepper noticing and jetting to where Bucky is, and being ready to blow him up without him even realizing Tony’s there, only to stop.

Because the man down there doesn’t look like a remorseless trained killer. He’s dirty and he’s thin and he’s sleeping on a park bench. The cybernetic arm he’s got doesn’t work right. The fingers are awkwardly curled where the servomotors have run down. The knuckles on his flesh and blood hand are bruised and scraped from where he had to fight off a couple of drug addicts wanting to roll a homeless guy for spare change.

And Tony would lower the repulsors and pick up his phone and call Steve. And leave before he got there.

Pepper would find him in the morning with a smashed up set of armor and a bottle of scotch and an old album. Drunk and crying.

Tony thinks long and hard before he puts on the suit again.

HATEPIG WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

I FUCKING IMAGINED THAT LAST PARAGRAPH AND I CRIED I REALLY CRIED AND I HAVE FINALS IN TWO WEEKS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT SAD SHIT AND HOMELESS BUCKY FUCK EVERYTHING

TTHAT’S IT. I’M DONE

I have been waiting for tumblr to make the connection, my friends were super weirded out when I started crying in the theatre at this point but I broke their brains when I explained

1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 27,063 notes

cockerel-dentition:

Let’s Play Octodad - Dadliest Catch

this episode brought me to tears

I imagined what it would be like for them to share a body… or maybe just share a suit

these were some of my favorite moments from the Let’s Play (although the entire thing was flawless)

I don’t own anything

C-D

2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 4,669 notes
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themanwhoknewtoolittle:

2 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 2,293 notes
vaishino:

cosplayblog:

Captain Amelia from Treasure Planet

Cosplayer: Ryoko Demon [TW / DA / FB]Photographer: Kifir [FL / DA]


:O I-incredible!

vaishino:

cosplayblog:

Captain Amelia from Treasure Planet

Cosplayer: Ryoko Demon [TW / DA / FB]
Photographer: Kifir [FL / DA]

:O I-incredible!

3 days ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 62,444 notes

I MET KARL URBAN TODAY

He was so sweet, and considerate and I  DIED. I felt really bad because he seemed really worn out from travelling - he had just got off a plane from Dallas - but HE SHOOK my hand and signed a picture and I love him for taking the time to do any/all of that.

I am still floating on the cloud that was his accent

mmmmsdfhjlnas-edhlsnksd

3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 8 notes

I’m still recovering from what I learned from Morena Baccarin who played Inara Serra in Firefly in her panel at the Vancouver Fan Expo…. FIREFLY SPOILERS AHEAD not really spoilers but if you prefer the canon just being what we know in the show ignore this v

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3 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 2 notes
blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.


Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

4 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 240,952 notes
5 days ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 58,459 notes

Forgotten Children Film Chronicles:
1/???: Quest for Camelot

6 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 1,562 notes
Tagged as: #will watch later 

photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

1 week ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 158,021 notes